DUMPED PROM GIRL GETS REVENGE

A teen named Maria from Colorado was dumped by her boyfriend of 11 months one week – ONE WEEK! – before her senior prom. To add insult to injury, her ex asked her to return the $95 he gave her for her share of the party bus, because he wanted to take a different girl to a different prom. He texted her saying: “However you need to get my money back is up to you. I can pick it up, or you can drop it off whichever is convenient for you. I need it today or tomorrow.” Maria gave him his $95 back – 9500 pennies, packed into four large glass jars, left on the porch outside. She included a note that said “Here’s every cent of your $95. Have fun at prom.”
* Ahh, hormones.
* That boy had no sense – now he’s got plenty.
* The theme of the prom is “Guys Are Jerks.”
* Should have put the pennies in jars of dog poo.
* Maria is the one somebody should ask to the prom now. You know she’ll be ready for some revenge action.
* I can hear her now: “Thanks for inviting me. And I promise I’m going to make this the best night of your life.”
* PHONE TOPIC: My awful prom.