AUDIO: MAN KICKED OFF FLIGHT FOR USING BATHROOM BEFORE TAKEOFF
A man was removed from a Delta flight last week after he used the bathroom while the plane awaited takeoff on the tarmac. Kima Hamilton was asked to step off the plane flying from Atlanta to Milwaukee. Hamilton explained he had to use the bathroom earlier but was told to wait because the plane would lose its place in line for takeoff. But a few minutes later, he could no longer hold it. Witnesses said that plane was not moving while Hamilton was in the bathroom. Passengers were forced to disembark the plane. Everyone was able to re-board except for Hamilton, who had to find a different way home. “Mr. Hamilton was never confrontational,” said passenger Michael Rosalino said. “He was very polite. He only asked for clarification throughout.”
* All systems weren’t “go”.
* I suppose they were worried about the passenger “planting a bomb” in the restroom, if you know what I mean.
* This would make a good commercial for Depends.
* Oh, I see. This is where the airlines start taking revenge because we made a stink about United.
* “You won’t let us drag the passengers off the plane anymore? Fine. No more Mr. Nice Guy from us then.”
* “You want to make us pay 10 grand to passengers we bump? Fine, you have to pay 10 grand to use the restroom.”
* This passenger only asked for clarifications … you know, so he could get them right in his lawsuit.
* Remember when terrorists used to take us hostage? Now it’s the airlines.
* United … Delta … who wants to go next? Frontier? JetBlue? Southwest?
* CLIP: Our classic “Incontinental Airlines” parody spot.
