GOTH ICE CREAM

For the mopey teenager in your life, now there’s Goth ice cream. L.A.’s Little Damage ice cream shop is now serving dark gray Almond Charcoal soft serve in a black charcoal-infused waffle cone. If you were to look at it, you would say, “That’s black ice cream”. The ice cream itself has a sweet almond taste, but the black, black secret is charcoal flavor. Same for the cones, which taste like chocolate with an undertone of charcoal.
(see it here: http://www.avclub.com/article/l-shop-introduces-black-ice-cream-goths-sweet-toot-254283)
* I’m sensing an emphasis on charcoal.
* Cold & black, like the heart of a Goth’s soul mate.
* Tell your favorite Goth it’s only available in L.A., so they can sulk even more.
* You can go all the way to L.A. for this, or just add crushed charcoal briquettes to your favorite chocolate ice cream.
* Eat one of these, just wait’ll you see what comes out the other end.
* “Little Damage ice cream shop”? Tell that to your tooth enamel.
* You can also get sprinkles made out of ants.
* For the mopey teenager? Is there any other kind?
* Careful. You don’t want your piercings to get too cold.
* The message: You’re never too far outside the norm to be marketed to.