GUY RUNS INTO BURNING HOME TO GET HIS BEER

A Sioux Falls, South Dakota, man was arrested Sunday after he ran back into his burning home to “save” his beer. As firefighters were working to put out the fire, the man pushed past cops and firefighters and ran in to get his beer. He was arrested for obstructing firemen and police.
* They got mad when he didn’t offer them any.
* I hope he was at least able to give it mouth-to-mouth.
* Sounds like he’s a few cans short of a six-pack.
* Let him drink it. In about twenty minutes, he’ll help you put the fire out, if you know what I mean.
* Unfortunately the man’s breath made the flames worse.
* Better mark this concept. We could have the makings of a Super Bowl ad here.
* He got the beer. It was boiling hot but he got it.
* The only first responder this guy cares up about is the bartender.
* Maybe if the beer was imported … maybe I’d do this then.