UNITED PASSENGER DR. DAO: "EVERYTHING" HURTS

The Kentucky doctor who was violently dragged off a United Airlines plane is currently recovering in a Chicago hospital. David Dao, 69, of Elizabethtown, Kentucky, told WLKY-TV from his hospital bed that he was not doing well. When asked what hurt, Dao replied, “Everything.” Dao even has a lawyer, Stephen Golan – a man we are sure to become more familiar with in the coming weeks – who issued a statement to CNBC: “The family of Dr. Dao wants the world to know that they are very appreciative of the outpouring of prayers, concern and support they have received.”
* Pain and suffering, baby! Oh yeah!
* This guy’s gonna milk it for everything he’s got. And he should.
* He should get a couple extra million just for having to stay in Chicago.
* A few days of hospital food and he’ll be screaming, “Put me back on the plane!”
* Which, as far as the food is concerned, might not be the best move.
* On the bright side, pretty soon he’ll never have to fly coach again.
* If he plays his cards right, he can get a book deal and a reality show out of this before the end of the week.
* He forgot to mention that he felt targeted for his race and sexuality.
* I’m not saying he was or wasn’t but you should lay that out for the jury pool now.
* Wow, when this is over he’s going to have his own 747.
* I just have one questions for his lawyer: Do you want your new Rolls Royce in blue or green?