ARRESTEE BITES DEPUTY, SAYS "YOU TASTED GOOD"

A Mississippi man is in custody after biting a deputy and saying he “tasted good.” Officials say 51-year-old Adrian Burton, known to his friends as “Chopper” (true), was a passenger of a car that was pulled over Sunday. A sheriff’s deputy found an item of drug paraphernalia in Burton’s possession, and went to arrest him. As Burton resisted, he bit the deputy’s forearm. Burton later told the deputy “You tasted good.”
* He would have tasted even better with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
* The Walking Dumb.
* Time for a rabies shot.
* Is his nickname “Chopper” or “Chomper”?
* I bet he gets a taste of his cellmate soon and that won’t be so good.
* Let’s go over it again: It’s “Take a bite out of crime” not “Take a bite out of crimefighters.”
* Wasn’t that an old reggae song: “I Bit the Sheriff”?
* Yeah, the guy denies it saying, “I bit the sheriff, but I didn’t bite the deputy.”