WOMAN FINDS TOMBSTONE IN HER FRONT YARD

A Stevenson Ranch, California, woman stepped out of her home Monday morning to throw away the trash – and found a tombstone in her front yard. Donna Robert was stunned. The name on the stone was Timothy Beatty. She went back inside, alerted her family and checked the security cameras. Nothing showed up in the footage and she says the stone was never there before. Robert called 911, and police began calling local cemeteries to see if they were missing a stone, but none claimed to have any missing or vandalized tombstones.
* When you heard the words “Tombstone in her front yard”, you were thinking of a pizza, weren’t you?
* And who keeps their trash cans in the front of their house? Does the homeowners association know about this?
* I don’t want to speculate but maybe it traveled here from another dimension.
* That, of course, would make her frond yard a portal to another universe.
* Check the dates on the tombstone. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion it time-traveled here from the future.
* She’s okay with the tombstone, as long as this Timothy guy isn’t buried there.
* Maybe it’s a warning to Timothy Beatty from the Mafia?
* A new viral marketing campaign for a new product called Timothy Beatty?
* I mean, the name is now known across the whole planet.
* See? There’s Florida wacky and then there’s California wacky.
* In Florida she would have found a gator in the front yard.
* It could have been worse. It could have been HER name.