AUDIO: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER USES OUIJA BOARD IN CLASS
A Wisconsin mom is wants her son’s kindergarten teacher to be fired, alleging she was “talking to spirits” in class using a Ouija board. The Milwaukee mother, who did not want to be named, said her son’s teacher at Zablocki Elementary used the Ouija board during class Friday. The mother said her son has been having nightmares since the incident. The teacher said the Ouija board has been in her classroom since October, but she only used it as a prop Friday to tell the class a scary story. “The kids have been asking for a scary story and I got the board and moved the paper clip to answer some of their questions,” the teacher said in an email to the mother. “They asked about scary characters in movies. I did not say there were spirits. It was all done in fun. I understand your concern. It was silly and I’m sorry. I will take the board home and this won’t happen again.” Milwaukee Public Schools said the teacher has been placed on administrative leave.
* Ah – she’s in limbo.
* It wouldn’t have been so bad, but the demi-demon Moloch appeared and made the blackboard burst into flames.
* Hey, if you want religion in schools you better expect a few Ouija boards in the mix.
* The son was having nightmares since the the incident? Toughen up kid. You’ve still got a long road ahead.
* She went from being in front of the Ouija board to being in front of the school board.
* “It was all done in fun”? When’s the fun part kick in?
* Damn right it won’t happen again, especially if they fire you.
* Oh, well. Back to the Tarot cards.
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