LULAROE PANTS FALL APART

The LuLaRoe leggings company has come under fire for widespread complaints that its popular leggings are ripping and developing holes after as little as a few hours of wear. The leggings sell for around $25. LuLaRoe is well aware of the problem and why it happens. According to a company email obtained by Business Insider, Patrick Winget, the head of production sent an email saying, “The leggings may get holes, because we weaken the fibers to make them buttery soft. We have done all we can to fix them.” In a statement to Business Insider regarding the email, a LuLaRoe representative said the company stands behind the integrity and quality of its products. “By and large, consumers love our products,” the statement reads. “We encourage our independent retailers to remind their customers that they can contact them to help facilitate an immediate exchange or full refund if they are unsatisfied with their product.”
* “By and large, consumers love our products, except when they fall apart.”
* “We know our clothing sucks, but what can we possibly do about it?”
* Sounds like head of production Patrick Winget is wingin’ it.
* When they rip, people can see your lularoe.
* “We have done all we can to fix them”? Well, there’s that can-do attitude we were looking for.
* I think I’m beginning to understand why we haven’t been back to the moon lately.
* I’m also understanding how we can’t even hand out the envelopes at an award show correctly.
* “We had such a great Christmas. Mom got LuLaRoe pants that ripped full of holes, Dad got Samsung Galaxy Note 7 that exploded, and little Rachel got a Hatchimal that wouldn’t hatch.”
* What happened to Yankee Ingenuity? Oh wait, I know. We had to cancel it because the word “Yankee” isn’t inclusive enough.
* They wanted these leggings to be “buttery soft” but they ended up with a buttery-soft business plan instead.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do have LuLaRoe pants? Have they fallen apart on you?