GOVERNMENT WILL START ACCEPTING BIDS ON WALL CONSTRUCTION NEXT WEEK

The Dept. of Homeland Security on Friday posted notification that it will be accepting electronic bids on the border wall starting on March 6. The bidding will be a two-stage process. First step is submitting a design for the wall. The DHS estimates the total cost will be $21.6 billion. They say they’ll be handing out contracts by mid-April – a very fast 5 or 6 week process.
* Because President Trump, he knows construction. Not sentence construction – the other kind.
* At this rate, we’ll have all of America’s problems fixed by July.
* Folks, remember when bidding that the Pantone Color Institute’s Color of the Year is “Greenery”, and Sherwin-Williams’s is “Poised Taupe”.
* And when you’re figuring out how high to make it, remember the one-passenger drones are coming.
* All the border guards will be retrained as graffiti guards.
* 21.6 billion? Hell, we spend more than that bombing other countries.
* Not that I’d recommend this but if you let all these planes and drones bomb the border, we could save a fortune.
* We wouldn’t need the money for the wall – it’d be too dangerous to cross.
* Plus we’d also save all the money we’re spending bombing places like Yemen.