AUDIO: DWI GIRL CARTWHEELS HER WAY INTO THE HOOSEGOW
Albuquerque, New Mexico resident Bryelle Marshall, 23, was arrested and charged with DWI after her vehicle was reported seen being driven recklessly. Officers located her car parked partially in the roadway. Marshall appeared to be passed out behind the wheel. Officers were able to wake her up and asked her to step out. Not only did she appear to be extremely intoxicated, she started doing cartwheels in front of officers. The DWI officer gave her several opportunities to perform the roadside tests, but Marshall kept doing cartwheels until she bumped into the officer in the back. At that point, she was arrested.
* Worst case of the spins ever.
* Doesn’t this beat walking a straight line?
* At least give her points for keeping her food down.
* You know what the field sobriety test is in Albuquerque? “Spell Albuquerque.”
* I sort of understand. Once you start doing cartwheels it’s hard to stop.
* I bet the judge won’t be doing any cartwheels when this gets to court.
* These cartwheels wouldn’t happen to be part of her act as a stripper, would they?
* No, usually they just do a half cartwheel and then a handstand when they get to the pole … or so I’ve heard anyway.
* Maybe I’m just going by the name and age: Bryelle, 23.
CLIP: Bugs Bunny says, “I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
