NASA ANNOUNCES NEARBY STAR HAS SEVEN PLANETS

NASA announced Wednesday that a single star relatively close to Earth is home to no fewer than seven Earthlike planets. The new findings are the result of more than six years of study of the small star Trappist-1, located just over 39 light years from Earth. All seven except the outermost one are closely grouped, and all orbit at the right distance to sustain life, at least theoretically.
* Obviously, we got the crappy solar system.
* Our planets are too hot or too cold, too big or too small, too dry or too gassy. And a lot of times they give us rotten horoscopes.
* President Trump is already talking about building a wall around our solar system.
* They found seven earth-like planets? Well, what are we waiting for?
* We can keep track of life back here on earth with Skype.
* Actually the distance is over 40 light years but the planet is self-conscious and just says 39.
* You have to admit: If there’s disclosure about space aliens, Trump is the perfect president to do it.
* No really. News like that would cause a lot of anxiety as we question out belief systems, but thanks to Trump we’re already there.