BACKYARD MOLE KILL SETS HOUSE ON FIRE

In Riverview, Missouri, Mark Huey got a knock on his door on Monday afternoon from someone telling him that that his home had caught fire. Huey’s neighbor was trying to burn moles out of the yard when dry and windy conditions caused the fire to spread across the grass into three backyards, one front yard and Huey’s house. Huey said he is just happy his family is safe.
* Yeah, that’s what he said for the TV cameras. What he said to his neighbor was something else entirely.
* The moles are just happy their families are safe too.
* I’ve heard of making a mountain out of a molehill, but this is off the charts.
* Even Carl Spackler from Caddyshack thought it was stupid.
* It’s still a nice change from the moles leaking government secrets.
* This is why I always bring in an anaconda for my mole problem.
* Other than that, how was their Presidents Day?
* Ahh, trying to kill pests with fire – another star category in the wacky news galaxy.
* Remember the guy who tried to kill a cockroach with a lighter? After it caught on fire it ran in between the walls. That house was a total loss.
* PHONE TOPIC: What my idiot neighbor did to my house.