AUDIO: FIRST DRIVE-THRU POT DISPENSARY
The small town of Parachute in western Colorado has given the go-ahead to a local business to open the state’s first drive-through marijuana dispensary. The Tumbleweed Dispensary Express Drive-Thru is expected to open sometime next month in a former car wash located across the street from the pot shop’s main location. The Parachute Board of Trustees voted Thursday to approve the business. Said Parachute Town Manager Stuart McArthur, “We think the drive-through is a very creative and innovative idea.”
* “… man.”
* Unless he was just blowin’ smoke.
* Drive-thru marijuana. Also known as the Spliff ‘n Split.
* When you’re in a real hurry to get mellow.
* “Do you want fried with that?”
* Are all those Parachuters high or what?
* (Sounding stoned) “It’ll open ‘sometime next month’ … y’know … give or take … depending … kinda just goin’ with the flow, y’know? Whatever.”
* Parachute sounds like a nice town if you just want to bail out.
* The Tumbleweed Dispensary? Oh, I get it.
* Too bad marijuana buds weren’t as big as tumbleweeds.
* You could buy one for your whole life.
CLIP: Righteous bong hit
