THINGS IN WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR "NOT HERS"

Police in Wichita Falls, Texas, arrested 27-year-old Hollie Brookshire Taylor for possession of a controlled substance. Taylor was a passenger in a vehicle during a traffic stop. She was found to have someone else’s I.D and credit cards. A search revealed brass knuckles in Taylor’s purse. Police asked Taylor if she had anything else to which she responded the items in her bra and panties weren’t hers. Officers found methamphetamine in those locations.
* The things in a lot of celebrities’ bras aren’t entirely theirs, either.
* I know the thing in my panties sometimes has a mind of its own, but I can’t claim it isn’t mine.
* The trouble with lying about drugs is that you’re usually on drugs when you try to do it.
* Later, during the cavity search, they found a couple bricks of hash and a pair of nunchucks.
* Those weren’t hers, either.
* Authorities knew something was wrong when her lingerie was made by Victoria’s Stash.
* Hey, maybe the person who planted the ID and credit cards on her planted the drugs at the same time.
* Then after they catch the real druggie they have to get whoever planted the brass knuckles in her purse.
* “Oh, the drugs in your underwear aren’t yours. Hey, thanks for clearing that up. Can we offer you a ride home?”