JESSE JAMES, BILLY KIDD ARRESTED

Billy Kidd and Jesse James were arrested outside a bar in Lubbock, Texas. Police said the two brothers – 25-year-old Billy Kidd Gomez and 22-year-old Jesse James Gomez – were arrested last Sunday at Klusoz Martini Lounge. Staff told police the men had been removed from the bar due to their aggressive behavior and intoxication. Standing in the middle of the road, Billy and Jesse were allegedly trying to incite bar staff to fight with them. Both were booked on public intoxication and disorderly conduct, as well as other charges.
* Said the arresting officer: “OK. Corral ’em up.”
* If these two brothers were married, would their wives be outlaw in-laws?
* Sure, name your kids after gunfighters. That’ll set them on the right path in life.
* You don’t think they grew up trying to prove how tough they were?
* If only they had been named, like, Albert Einstein Gomez and Abraham Lincoln Gomez.
* They probably have a sister named Lizzie Borden Gomez.
* You know the real coincidence here? the arresting officer was named Wyatt Earp.
* I have never had a drink in the Klusoz Martini Lounge, and yet, I feel like I know it.
* The men had been removed from the bar? That almost sounds civilized.
* Now cut to the scene of them getting tossed out on their butts.
CLIP: These two could get a job here, I bet. “Buffalo Ben’s Wild Westaurant”.