KID GIVES EVERY FEMALE IN THE SCHOOL A ROSE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

Holmen, Wisconsin, High School senior Zack Peterson handed out more than 625 long-stemmed roses Tuesday morning to every female student, teacher and administrator in the school. The girls in each class were called one at a time to the school’s large group room to get their rose. The gesture was met with screams of glee and hugs from his female classmates as each received her rose. Peterson said he came up with the idea as a pick-me-up for students. He said students were still grieving the death last year of a classmate, and Peterson thought the gesture would be a simple way to help raise spirits and make sure that none of the girls felt left out on Valentine’s Day. The gift set Zack back about $450 after he ordered the roses in bulk from Ecuador through Sam’s Club.
* Well, SOMEONE’S losing his virginity before June graduation.
* This is called “hedging your bets”.
* Screams of glee? Don’t they have flowers in Holmen, Wisconsin?
* Girls – it’s a 72-cent rose. Bring it down a notch.
* Oh, well – at least he got out of about a half-day of school.
* Of course, after school, all the girls’ boyfriends beat him up in the parking lot.
* I vote the kid Most Likely to Succeed.
* He might even win Wisconsin’s Playa of the Year Award.
* Wait, he gave them to the female administrators. We may have some violations here.
* If I had $450 bucks back in high school I would have bought a car.