AUDIO: LAS VEGAS TACO BELL IS NOW OFFERING WEDDINGS
On Valentine’s Day, Taco Bell announced it will start holding wedding ceremonies at its Las Vegas Strip location. For $600 you and a loved one can have a full Taco Bell wedding ceremony. The package includes a Taco 12-pack, a Taco Bell garter, bow tie, sauce packet wedding bouquet, “Just Married” t-shirts, Taco Bell champagne flutes and a Cinnabon Delights wedding cake. “Couples can come right in and order a wedding off of our menu,” Taco Bell Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg said, like it was a good thing. And if you want to be the first wedding there, enter the Love & Tacos contest by sharing a 30-second video describing your love story on social media. The winning couple will receive the full wedding package as well as airfare to Las Vegas, professional wedding photography, and a room at the Planet Hollywood hotel. (Enter here: https://www.tacobell.com/loveandtacos)
* And if you’re in a hurry, you can do it in the drive-thru.
* I’m hearing Taco Wedding Bells.
* Make a Run for the Condom.
* Funny … it says you get tacos, a bow tie, garter … nothing about a breathalyzer test.
* Taco Bell champagne flutes? For a minute there, I was afraid it wouldn’t be classy.
* Can you get your wedding with extra sauce?
* “Enjoy your tacos, and later, I’ll give you my grande burrito of love.”
* Wow, 600 bucks? Weddings are even overpriced at Taco Bell.
* Add those items up individually. What is it? Like 80 bucks?
* Now Pizza Hut is overing a No Fault Divorce Package.
* You split the pizza right down the middle.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you have a wacky wedding? Where?
CLIP: Here it is, gals, the sound of your wedding bells:
