NUDE JOGGER JUST TRYING TO BUILD UP TOLERANCE TO THE COLD

A female officer on the south side of Microsoft’s corporate campus in Redmond, Washington, observed a nude male running outside about 3:30 a.m. on Jan. 27. According to the report, “After seeing nude buttocks illuminated by a street light, she and another officer contacted the jogger, who was wearing nothing but black Skecher sneakers.” The man offered an logical explanation for his naked run – “he was trying to build up his immune system to fight the cold weather.” The man was not charged but he was advised that “nude jogging could be considered indecent exposure.”
* Also, it was obviously a minor offense.
* That would be one painful case of frostbite.
* Building up his immune system for what? The Naked Mt. Everest Challenge?
* I thought Microsoft stopped using the floppy years ago.
* I usually don’t want to see a man in a Speedo, but in this case I’ll make an exception.
* Nude buttocks illuminated by a street light? That’s good writing.
* Maybe whoever wrote this report should put out a crime novel.
* Hell, maybe they could write porn.
* The officer got in a good one when she said, “Now I see why they call this place Microsoft.”