MUSIC TEACHER ARRESTED FOR PANTY-LESS CARTWHEEL

Police in Pawhuska, Oklahoma, arrested a substitute teacher on an indecent exposure complaint after she reportedly did a cartwheel in front of students while wearing a skirt but no undergarments. A student recorded the incident on a cellphone. The incident reportedly happened during a high school choir class.
* This is called “Going Comman-D’OH!”
* “Oh – Oh – Oklahoma!” (Or … “Oklahoma, Ok-HEY!”)
* You could see her entire Pawhuska.
* She’s in treble now.
* She put her middle C in front of A Minor.
* Some of the boys in the music class got tromboners.
* I guess you could look at it as a biology lesson.
* She’ll be going from substitute teacher to substitute pole dancer.
* Anybody else having a certain Super Bowl cheerleaders fantasy right now?
* Okay, let’s just say she did have panties on. That still doesn’t explain the cartwheel, right?
* I know our music teacher wasn’t doing any cartwheels. That is for sure.
* He was too busy trying to maintain his sanity.
* There’s the legal defense and it would stick: This teacher was driven insane listening to students playing music.