PASTOR FLEES NAKED FROM ILLICIT TRYST

A well-known Tallahassee, Florida, pastor was forced to flee naked after a husband came home early and found the pastor having sex with his wife. The incident happened on January 17, and Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons addressed it in a sermon to members of his Jacob Chapel congregation, which was filmed and uploaded to YouTube by someone in the congregation. Simmons, who is married and has a son, told them, “I’m hurting because I’ve hurt you. It hurts me that you have to defend my actions. You cannot defend sin,” he continued to loud applause from the congregation. The scandal broke during the same week Simmons was scheduled to hold a signing of his first book “I Need a Man”, which, according to the description, “offers a fresh perspective on the issues of godly manhood and mentoring.”
* Wrong pronoun in that book title.
* I guess we know how he got that name “O. Jermaine!”
* The congregation applauded? I wonder if the wife applauded?
* Everyone got a fresh perspective, all right – just not the one he was hoping for.
* Let’s review that Commandment about not coveting your neighbor’s wife.
* “I’m hurting because I hurt you, but mainly I’m hurting because I got caught.”
* “Yes, you cannot defend sin, but you can certainly enjoy it.”
* “In fact, up until the husband came home I was really enjoying the sin part.”
* I don’t want to see the video of his sermon. I want to see the video of him running out of the house bare-ass naked.
* I don’t think the congregation was impressed. Half of them put condoms in the collection plate.