TORNADO CARRIES WOMAN IN BATHTUB INTO THE WOODS

75-year-old Charlesetta Williams, who lives in East Texas, was watching television with her son on Saturday when a tornado approached her home. They raced to the bathroom and hid under a blanket in the tub for shelter. The tornado removed the roof of her home, lifted the tub out of the home and deposited it in the woods with Williams still in the tub. She was not injured. Said Williams, “I wasn’t looking. I was under that quilt. I’m-a tell you I don’t wanna ride now through another one.”
* Good luck with that. It sounds like they know where you’re hiding.
* It carried her clean away.
* The wicked witch she landed on didn’t fare so well.
* Wow, a tornado lifted her in her own bathtub? That really blows.
* What happened to sonny boy? Maybe we shouldn’t ask.
* If only she had been watching TV with Kevin James.
* They make it sound so dainty: “The tornado removed the roof of her home.” Like taking the lid off of a shoe box.
* Now the insurance adjuster says she’s really gonna take a bath.
* Welcome to bonus time, Charlesetta.
* Wait, she left out the comment that it sounded just like a freight train.
* That breaks a string of tornado stories with that comment in it that goes back decades.