MOTHER’S DAY

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1. Today all of you have to say yes to me. Because on this day, I am all-powerful. I am… Momnipotent! (Bob’s Burgers) :09

2. Happy Mother’s Day! We made you a card. It has a picture of you giving birth and you’re saying, “Ouchie-wa-wa! (Bob’s Burgers) :09

3. You know, when I was little, I used to pretend you weren’t my mother. Me, too. :05

4. Mothers and mother-like caregivers – prepare to be appreciated! :05

5. Look, honey, I love your mom. As crones go, she’s tops. (Simpsons) :06

6. My mother is my best friend. My mother sent me to Vietnam to make a man out of me. i was 12. (30 Rock) :08

7. My mother always told me that even when things seem bad, there’s someone else having a worse day. (30 Rock) :12

8. The greeting card companies invented this holiday in 1914, and now the whole country celebrates a stereotype of what women are supposed to be. :08

9. Me and the boy have worked up a little something here. 2-4-6-8, who should we appreciate? Mom! mom! Mom! (King of the Hill) :15

10. Hello, Mother. (Family Guy) :01

11. How many times can I tell you? You’re pretty, you’re pretty, you’re pretty. Yes, the body, too. OK Mom? Goodbye. :08

12. No one messes with Mom! Bwah ha ha ha! (Futurama) :08

13. Good old Mom / With cookie crumbs in her hair / I miss her so / Who’s gonna acid wash my jeans / Who will serve my pork and beans? / Where for art thou, Mom? (The Brak Show) :42

14. That’s my Mom! M is for her razzmatazz / O is for the way she talks… you can’t have a Mom without M! (The Brak Show) :23

15. When a man doesn’t have his mother, he winds up like me. (Simpsons) :04

16. OK, Mother’s Day gift check – let’s see what you got. (Simpsons) :03

17. Kids, we’re going Mother’s Day shopping. I’m glad this holiday comes only once every four years. (Simpsons) :05

18. Mom, there’s something important I have to tell you: you’ve always been a horrible mother… get out of my house! (Malcolm in the Middle) :20

19. I don’t know another way to say this, mom, but you’re kind of a badass. You know I don’t appreciate that kind of language. (Malcolm in the Middle) :06

20. Motherhood speech – Motherhood ages you.. (Malcolm in the Middle) :30

21. I didn’t know it was Mother’s Day tomorrow. Are you gonna do something for your mom, Catalina? My mother’s dead. I’m sorry. It’s ok. It was either her or me. (My Name is Earl) :12