DAYS OF THE WEEK

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1. I have got a serious case of the Mondays. (Steve Martin) :03

2. Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays (Homer Simpson) :03

3. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays. :04

4. Now I’ve got Garfield Syndrome. I hate Mondays. (Futurama) :03

5. I hate Mondays. :03

6. I hate Tuesdays. :03

7. I love our Tuesdays together. (Bart Simpson) :02

8. Don’t you know what today is, Ren? It’s Tuesday. (Stimpy) :04

9. It’s Wednesday! Today we’re gonna learn spinny kicks! Yayyyy! (Futurama) :04

10. Thursday: Quittin’ time! Thank god it’s Friday! Thursday. Same thing. See ya Monday! (Simpsons) :07

11. Friday: “Cheer up, Louise. It’s Friday! Let’s do shots. (Bob’s Burgers) :03

12. Friday: I’m thinking TGIF, bro! :02

13. Friday: Rebecca Black sings “Friday” :26

14. It’s Friday! :02

It’s Friday. Everybody coasts on Friday. It’s Saturday. Finally. I’m outta here. See you Tuesday. :06

16. TGIF! Guys, I’m off to Moe’s (Homer Simpson) :03

17. Woo hoo! Thank god it’s TGIF. (Homer Simpson) :02

18. We’ll be doing many fun things this weekend, including dinner, rough-housing – not too rough – brushing teeth, and going to bed. (Bob’s Burgers)

19. Weekend’s here! Weekend’s here! Whoo hoo! :07

20. Ahhh…the weekends starts here. (Cleveland Show) :05

21. I hate the weekends. So lonely. :05

22. I love Saturdays! (Bart Simpson) :02

23. Oh, man, I love Saturdays. (Homer Simpson) :02

24. Man, I love Saturdays. (Marge Simpsons) :02