67 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA SMUGGLED IN COFFIN

Customs officials in Arizona conducting an immigration vehicle stop near Tombstone, Arizona, found a white hearse carrying a casket filled with 67 pounds of marijuana – worth more than $33,000 – separated into bricks. The Border Patrol agents said there were also several bags of manure inside the casket in an apparent attempt to disguise the marijuana smell. The driver of the hearse, a 28-year-old American man, was arrested on narcotics-smuggling charges.
* They say Tombstone is one of the high-lights of Arizona.
* This is the work of … the Undertoker!
* He’ll be spending his hereafter in jail – from here on after.
* The contents of the casket was headed off to be cremated, one way or another.
* What tipped them off? The white hearse. Hearses are usually black.
* That and the smell of manure mixed with marijuana.
* You get high and then you feel the urge to sweep out some stables.
* Now the guy is claiming it was his personal stash.
* I’d also look for one deceased individual unceremoniously dumped by the side of the road.
* Didn’t this guy see “We’re The Millers”? You’re supposed to get a fake family with Jennifer Aniston as your wife and sneak through in an RV.