$50,000 WORTH OF HAIR EXTENSIONS STOLEN

Thieves broke in to a Miami, Florida, hair salon and stole thousands of dollars’ worth of hair extensions. More than $50,000 worth of hair extensions were stolen from 4 U Hair Unlimited. Whoever broke in went through a lot of work to get inside. First, they cut through a fence, getting through three locks and a big chain. The back window of the business was shattered, but when they couldn’t get through the burglar bars, they went into the electrical room, cut a hole in the wall and then came through it, having to crawl over a refrigerator to get into the store. Stylist Vanessa Munoz says they took what’s called “Remi Hair.” “It’s like one of the best human brands of hair they have,” said Munoz.
* Well, the place IS called 4 U Hair Unlimited.
* Sadly, now they have No Hair 4 U.
* Hair today, gone tomorrow.
* At least the burglars had to work hard to rob the place, so that’s good, right?
* I’d want my money back on the fence, three locks, heavy chain, and burglar bars.
* This salon would have lost less money if they’d just left the door open.
* Okay, they took some hair, but I bet this was hyped up for the insurance.
* “They also took some rare hair from a Siberian tiger – that cost us at least 20 grand by itself.”
* “And don’t forget the curlers they took. Those cost us money too.”
* 4 U Hair with just the letter U? That’s like one of Prince’s song title spellings.
* Police are looking for a gang with the sexiest hair in Miami.