4TH OF JULY

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1. SONG: We love America! (American Dad) :27

2. SONG: The Spirit of America (American Dad) :33

3. SONG: I Pledge Allegiance (The Office) :19

4. SONG: America does have it’s flaws. (American Dad) :44

5. Today we celebrate our independence! (Independence Day) :04

6. Homer chants “USA! USA! USA!” (Simpsons) :07

7. Homer says “God bless America.” (Simpsons) :02

8. Thank God I’m in America. (Simpsons) :02

9. Did I hear, “Where are the fireworks?” ‘Cause here they are. (Simpsons)

10. We all love fireworks! Yay! (Simpsons) :04

11. Homer sets off fireworks. (Simpsons) :23

12. Thank you, Captain Righteous! Thank you, Lefty! For putting the ‘I can’ back in American! (Simpsons) :07

13. Hey, George Washington! See if you think THIS is funny! (Simpsons) :04

14. Dirty firework names. (American Dad) :18

15. I am proud to be an American, and I am going to love my country like never before. (Family Guy) :05

16. Peter Griffin’s America speech. (Family Guy) :34

17. This is how a patriot dresses, Lois. Boy, I never knew it would feel this good to love my country. (Family Guy) :05

18. Did you set off the firecracker yet? When I do, you won’t have to ask. And yet I’m on the no-fly list. (Modern Family) :14

19. Joe Dirt’s firework list. (Joe Dirt) :23

20. I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad. (Mars Attacks) :10

21. Forgive me, Mr. President, but they hate us with ever fiber of their existence. We love freedom…to them, it’s an alien way of existing. (Mars Attacks) :19

22. Back then, a man’s name was the same as his occupation. So, what did John Hancock do? (Repossessed) :12

23. Sunburns, blowing off fingers, pot-luck food poisoning. Every time you mix alcohol and the great outdoors you’re in for a good time. (ER) :13

24. We fought a whole war with England over that. (King of the Hill) :03

25. Hank Hill’s ‘America is There’ speech. (King of the Hill) :25

26. America rocks! America rocks! (King of the Hill)

27. July 4th is supposed to be a coming-together holiday….America’s having a birthday tomorrow, and we’re all invited. (King of the Hill)

28. The last time I checked, this was America. USA! (King of the Hill) :04

29. Why don’t you come out and help us put up 4th of July decorations? (King of the Hill) :03

30. How ’bout you be an American? We’re the Number 1 country on this planet. Yeah! Just bein’ American. It’s the thing to do. (Squidbillies) :10

31. Let’s go police the world! (Team America: World Police) :05

32. Remember – there is no “I” in Team America. Yes there is. (Team America: World Police) :05

33. Man, the Chinese make a nice firework. Their food is good, too. (My Name is Earl) :06

34. Thomas Jefferson! You’re the lunatic who keeps sending me moose carcasses in the mail? (Drunk History) :06

35. Benjamin Franklin – the only president of the United States who was never president of the United States. (Firesign Theater) :10

36. Speech: What is America? (The Independent) :26

37. Oh, look at that! Isn’t that glorious? It’s indescribably beautiful. This reminds me of the 4th of July! (A Christmas Story) :11

38. Your mission is to find the firework smugglers, and get them to say something incriminating on this tape. (Simpsons) :06

39. Well, if it isn’t the star-spangled man. What is your plan today? (Captain America) :04