A collection of stuff we’ve written or come across, plus “studies” and “surveys”.
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FUNNY ARTICLES
- REDNECK SAYINGS
- DUMB TOURIST QUESTIONS
- INSUFFERABLE EMAIL PHRASES, AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
- SOME THINGS NEED TO BE SAID IN A PARTICULAR ORDER
- MORE FUNNY NAMES FOR WHAT KIDS CALL THINGS
- THINGS TV AND MOVIES GET WRONG
- WEIRD THINGS NEW PARENTS HAVE DONE WHEN THEY WERE EXHAUSTED
- MORE CUTE NAMES KIDS HAVE FOR THINGS
- CUTE KID NAMES FOR THINGS
- KIDS' NAMES FOR THINGS
- THE TOP BACON MISTAKES
- THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS STUPID
- EARLY HUMANS LEARNED TO SMILE SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX
- KIDS NAME THINGS
- HOW TO GET A HUSBAND IN 1958
- QUESTIONS TO (NEVER) ASK YOUR FATHER
- IF THE GUY WHO NAMED THE WALKIE-TALKIE HAD NAMED EVERYTHING ELSE
- THE CREEPIEST THING YOU'VE HEARD A KID SAY
- CHANGE A LETTER, RUIN A BAND
- THE BEST EXCUSES FOR CALLING IN SICK
- THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SAY TO YOUR KIDS
- AWFUL RESTAURANT NAMES
- ARE YOU READY TO HAVE KIDS? TAKE THIS EASY TEST!
- AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGAN
- WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A PREGNANT LADY
- FEELINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU HAD
- UNFORTUNATE NAMES
- THE FIVE THINGS TO LIE ABOUT ON A JOB INTERVIEW
- THE MEANEST BOSS IN THE WORLD
- ROOMBA NIGHTMARE
- HOW TO ANSWER VIRTUALLY ANYTHING ANYONE TELLS YOU
- STUDY: MESSY KITCHENS MAKE US EAT MORE
- 70,000 WAYS TO DIE
- ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH? TAKE THIS HANDY TEST.
- SIGNS YOUR CAT IS GETTING OLD
- LAST SUPPERS OF DEATH ROW INMATES
- ACTUAL FAMILY FEUD ANSWERS
- WHAT IS A CAT? WHAT IS A DOG?
- RESPONSES TO MALE PICK-UP LINES
- REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
- ORIGINS OF SAYINGS
- DISORDER IN THE COURT
- ACTUAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGES
- DARWIN AWARDS
- INSULTING GESTURES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
- BUMPER STICKER SUGGESTIONS
- ACTUAL BAND NAMES
- IF ADVICE COLUMNS WERE WRITTEN BY MEN
- SEX LAWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
- CHURCH BULLETIN BLUNDERS
- INSPIRATIONAL OFFICE POSTERS
- JOB INTERVIEW BLUNDERS
- DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT?
- THE BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN
- THE BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN
- YO MAMA JOKES
- THOUGHTS TO PONDER
- FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
- SNIGLETS
- TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK
- NEW STATE MOTTOS
- DEFINITIONS FROM "MOM'S DICTIONARY"
- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR MEN
- POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR WOMEN
- ACTUAL CLASSIFIED ADS
- LIFE'S LITTLE ANNOYANCES
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