A half-naked man – with the wrong half naked – intentionally crashed his car into a closed Ohio convenience store to get beer. Police in Rocky River, Ohio, said 45-year-old Robert Mason was traveling at around 40 mph when he drove through the front wall of the store early Sunday. Once inside, wearing nothing from the waist down, he told the store clerk he needed beer. Mason then barricaded himself inside a beer cooler and told police to shoot him. He was eventually subdued with a Taser. Mason is facing charges that include DUI and reckless operation.
* And misdemeanor shrinkage, from being in that cooler.
* It’s not much of a convenience store without a beer drive-thru, is it?
* Wow. This is the kind of story that really gets me psyched for the weekend.
* Sorry, but our policy is “No pants, No service.”
* Sounds like some rocky times in Rocky River, Ohio.
* I thought this was nice. During the standoff, United Airlines offered to go in and drag the guy out.
* I say make it into a Super Bowl ad and have the Clydesdale horses drag the guy out instead.