A naked man allegedly running around the Balls Ferry boat ramp in Anderson, California, also caused a scare when authorities allegedly found a possible pipe bomb in his pickup. The man, whose identity is being withheld because he was experiencing medical issues, was taken to a local hospital after witnesses reported him rolling around the parking lot yelling and moaning.
* Naked man, Balls Ferry, pipe bomb…I’m on innuendo overload.
* Whatever floats your boat. Or ferry.
* Anybody else thinking, “Been there, done that”?
* He was experiencing medical issues? Like, between his ears?
* Cops were called to see what the big flap was.
* Bet his name is … Dick.
* Any way you look at it … guy’s nuts.
* Okay, creative writing class: Draw up a scenario that makes sense out of this.
* I knew it would get weird the minute I heard that name “Balls Ferry.”
* A possible pipe bomb in his pickup? For one thing, that’s felony alliteration.
* Wow, James Comey is taking this firing thing worse than I thought.