ABC – “How to Get Away with Murder” – You mean besides becoming a head of state?
CBS – “Life in Pieces” – Even the way we describe life sounds like food.
NBC – “Superstore” – That reminds me: I have to call my stylist soon. Oh wait, there is no stylist. Never mind.
NBC – “Powerless” – Yeah, because it’s only Thursday. By Friday I’ll be ruling the world.
FOX – “My Kitchen Rules” – Speaking of things that rule.
CINEMAX – “The Bone Collector” – Wait, April 15th’s not for a while yet.
CW – “Supernatural” – My diet is more super-unnatural.
