Firefighters in Fort Worth, Texas, responded to a grain elevator fire Sunday night. When they opened the doors they found a man juggling flaming batons. A spokesman for the fire company said the man didn’t have a reason to be there. “They put his torches out,” he said.
* Oh well, back to the apples and oranges then.
* How much longer are we going to keep the shame of juggling in the closet?
* Did the firefighters at least put some money in his hat?
* The Flaming Batons – a great band from the 80s.
* Actually, if your baton is flaming get to the clinic immediately.
* The man didn’t have a reason to be there? How polite is that?
* Try, “Under no circumstances should the man have been doing this in a grain elevator.”
* Still, in a cosmic sense, do any of us truly have a reason to be here?
* Flaming batons? How about flaming idiot?
* How typical. It turns out not juggling flaming batons in a grain elevator was one of his New Year’s Resolutions.