ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- NEW SOAP OPERA: "BEYOND THE GATES"
A new soap opera? But I--I thought you were dead!
- AUDIO: OZZY OSBOURNE FILMING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FINAL SHOW
He's pale, rested and ready!
- FYRE FESTIVAL 2: DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?
"There's a sucker born every 8 years." - P.T. Barnum
- SAG AWARD WINNERS
Acting! Genius!!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- AUDIO: HOCKEY ANNOUNCER HIT BY PUCK
Pucker up.
- MINDY KALING SHOW SUED BY PEPPERDINE UNIVERSITY
▢ Please check this box if you do not want free publicity.
- AUDIO: AMAZON NOW OWNS JAMES BOND
The world is not enough for some companies.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- WILL SMITH, GRIM REAPER
Bad boy.
- AUDIO: FANS HATE THE NEW "WHITE LOTUS" THEME SONG
Because it's NEW.
- RENT MICHAEL JORDAN'S OLD HOUSE FOR MARCH MADNESS
It's madness, alright.
U.S. NEWS
- WOMAN ARRESTED FOR CONTAMINATING GROCERY WITH HER URINE
Gee whiz, not again.
- STARBUCKS DROPPING THESE DRINKS
Doesn't look good for white chocolate, java chips or crème.
- EGG SMUGGLING AT THE BORDER
Holy fritatas!
- THE FLORIDA MAN GAMES
The agony of victory.
- HOOTERS MIGHT BE HEADING FOR BANKRUPTCY
(.) (.)
- NEW YORK YANKEES TO ALLOW BEARDS AGAIN
Yer out, hippie!
- BUILD-A-BEAR HAS AN ADULT BEAR OPTION
Not nearly as naughty as it could be.
- IDITAROD RACE MOVES STARTING POINT DUE TO LACK OF SNOW
Ruff.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- BUTTER THIEVES CAUGHT
Oh, ghee.
- COUPLE ON PLANE MADE TO SIT NEXT TO DEAD WOMAN
She had the fish.
- SMUGGLER HAD COCAINE ON THE BRAIN
Shoulda gone with extensions.
- WOMAN STEALS RESTAURANT SINK
That sinking feeling.
- CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL
Talk about a hot date.
- THE RETURN OF THE YUGO
Move over, Cybertruck.
- GATOR GRABS GRANDAD GIFTING GRUB
"But, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." - Ian Malcolm
THE BUZZ
- WHAT IS CHEATING THESE DAYS?
But really... what ISN'T, ammirite?
- THE WORST RESPONSES TO "I LOVE YOU"
High five!
- STUPID DARES
What are you, chicken?
- STUDY: FISH KNOW YOU BY WHAT YOU WEAR
And they just HATE those shoes!
- THE RUDEST U.S. CITIES OF 2025
Pttthhhhhh!
- THE WEIRDEST THING I SAW AT AN AIRPORT
Plane crazy.
NEW MOVIES
- LAST BREATH
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- MY DEAD FRIEND ZOE
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- RIFF RAFF
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- THE MONKEY
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CLEANER
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- PADDINGTON IN PERU
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- LOVE HURTS
Starts Friday, February 7 in theaters.
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 21.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - Roundup
If Big Al's wearing a cowboy outfit, is he ranch dressing?
- MCQUEASY'S SNOW BLOWER CLEANING
Located next to the Urgent Care building.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 14.
- VALENTINE'S - TED'S EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
Sexy shopping for Valentine's Day!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Valentine's Day Kissing Booth
Al wants a kiss, but instead gets a smack.
- VALENTINE HOUSE OF HORROR
Heart-pounding horror!
- SUPER BOWL / FIGARO SONG
Lend me a tenor.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 7.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
- A&M AUTOLAND - You Won't Find a Better Deal
This time Al and Mike might be telling the truth.
- CONSENSUAL VALENTINE CARDS
I love you, with permission.
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