A Florida couple pulled a disgusting shoplifting job. The couple walked into a Family Dollar in Mulberry, Florida, back on on Dec. 18, and filled up a shopping cart with nearly $500 worth of merchandise. The woman then distracted employees by defecating on the floor as her partner strolled out the door with the full cart. The couple took off in a white Ford van. The store said that the couple, ironically, took mostly cleaning supplies. Police were still looking for the couple, whom they now refer to as “Miss Dookie” and “Mr. Clean.”
* They have shot to the top of America’s Least Wanted criminals.
* The clerks were thinking “Why couldn’t they just have carried guns?”
* So at Family Dollar, are the restrooms for employees only?
* In court, the evidence will be referred to as Exhibits P and U.
* $500 worth of Family Dollar merchandise in one shopping cart? How gigantic are the shopping carts at Family Dollar?