ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- SNL: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE
Live from New York: It's you!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- OSCARS VOTING, NOMINATIONS SCHEDULE CHANGES DUE TO FIRE
Oh, Hollywood, never change.
- THERE WAS A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT LAST WEEKEND?
There she was, Miss America.
- THE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD WINNERS LIST
Now we'll never get in to see "Emilia Pérez".
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- WHAT TED DANSON SAYS AFTER SEX
"Norm"?
- NAKED SLEEPWALKING PODCASTER CHARGED WITH LEWDNESS
He made his bed, now he has to try to lie in it.
- NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN'S SECRET TO HAPPY MARRIAGE
Time for a bathroom remodel.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- THE MOST-WATCHED TV SHOWS OF LAST YEAR
Everybody Loves Sheldon.
U.S. NEWS
- NYC'S CONGESTION PRICING WORKING
So stop complaining about it.
- WALMART UPDATES ITS LOGO
Imperceptively.
- HOSPITAL ASKED WRONG FAMILY TO PULL THE PLUG ON PATIENT
Hospital hijinks.
- UBER DRIVER POSTS RULES
No exceptions!
- ANOTHER SNOWPLOW NAMING CONTEST
Minniesota: Land of Unimagination
- SCHOOL BUS MONITOR TRIES TO PASS OFF WRONG KID TO MOM, TWICE
Accept no substitutes.
- FLORIDA WOMAN POOPS ON FLOOR WHILE PARTNER SHOPLIFTS
Warning: disgusting story ahead.
- DUNKIN' DONUTS: THE SHAMPOO
Glazed.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- BRITISH THIEVES STEAL 13 PORTA POTTIES
Something about this case doesn't smell right.
- BRITISH AIR CREW MEMBER ACCIDENTALLY RELEASES EMERGENCY SLIDE
Katie, bar the door.
- DUBLIN'S TOMATO BRIDGE
B'jaysus.
- BURGLAR CAUGHT BY DOG DOO SHOEPRINT
Good boy.
- AUSTRALIAN POLICE SEEK SELF-IGNITING ARSONIST
Hot stuff.
- GERMAN WOMAN BUSTED SMUGGLING 460 CHOCOLATE BARS
Bar none.
- BRITISH TOWN REJECTS NEW PIZZA SHOP BECAUSE LOCAL KIDS ARE "TOO FAT"
Especially you, Dudley.
THE BUZZ
- GREAT NICKNAMES
Chuckles.
- I LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY
Is there any other way, really?
- UNDERWEAR: A SURVEY
What are you eating under there?
- HOW DID YOU FIRST MEET YOUR DOG?
Heartworming-- er, warming stories.
- EVEN MORE TECHNOLOGY AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW
Sorry, I need to get this. Oh, look - my cat is pooping!
- DUMB HEADLINES
We kick off a new year of the internet's dumbest headlines.
NEW MOVIES
- WOLF MAN
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- SEPTEMBER 5
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- ONE OF THEM DAYS
Starts Friday, January 17 in theaters.
- THE LAST SHOWGIRL
Starts Friday, January 10 in theaters.
- DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA
Starts Friday, January 10 in theaters.
- A COMPLETE UNKNOWN
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- NOSFERATU
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- BABYGIRL
Starts Wednesday, December 25 - Christmas Day.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Keep Coming Back
Once you buy a car from A&M, you're sure to come back. Unfortunately.
- LIFE STAIR CROSS TRAINER MASTER RIDER
It's every exercise machine in one!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, January 10.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Year-End Leftovers
Get 'em while they're not-so-hot!
- BIG VINNIE'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION ENFORCEMENT
Happy new year ---- or else.
- THE TUESDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
Movies opening on Xmas Day. This is for TUESDAY, December 24!
- SONG: IT'S THE WORST TRAVELING TIME OF THE YEAR
You know the words - everybody sing!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 20
- HARD-TO-STORE XMAS DECORATIONS
Better rent a storage unit.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Week Before Christmas
It's not Christmas joy that has Big Al all choked up.
- SONG: MOMMY YELLS
It's Christmastime in the family.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, December 13.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Christmas Trees
Big Al wants A & M to branch out into the tree business.