In Massachusetts, a man became stuck inside a chimney while trying to evade cops. As the cops knocked on the front door, they saw two men fleeing the home via the roof. One jumped off. Police officers scaled the roof and found the other man had jumped down the chimney and was stuck inside. (* The reindeer must have ratted him out.) “You’re an idiot,” said an officer. They called for the fire department to come and rescue the wanted man. Firefighters took apart the chimney brick-by-brick from inside the home as the man waited to be taken into custody. The other suspect, who jumped off the roof, remained at large.
* That’s OK. I bet Santa got called an idiot his first couple of times, too.
* So his plan was to go down the chimney to get inside the house BACK WHERE HE STARTED FROM. Yeah – idiot.
* As many people have pointed out, it is flue season.
* If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving.