According to Golf Digest, there’s a public golf course in Ohio with a special service. If you should have an accident in your pants while you are out on the links at Sable Creek Golf Course in Hartville, Ohio, they will bring out fresh clothes. They posted a note that says, “It happens, If you have an accident and need ‘wipes, underwear, fresh shorts’… we got you covered. Give us a call and we will discretely get these items to you.” They include the phone number to call. According to the comments section in Golf Digest, this is not an unusual occurrence.
* Although if you have them on speed dial, you might want to consider taking up another sport.
* I thought this is why you always keep a good supply of golf towels in your bag.
* Whatever happened to “go before you leave the house”?
* Is that what they call an explosion shot?
* Instead of calling out “fore!” do you call out “two!”?
* “How was your golf game this morning?” “Crappy!”
* And that’s the straight poop from Hartville, Ohio.