In Dearborn, Michigan, police got involved in an unusual high-speed chase last month. They spotted a stolen Hyundai Santa Fe SUV at a gas station. As officers approached the car, the driver backed away in reverse gear and took off. The driver kept going backwards down the four-lane road as police followed and oncoming cars pulled out of the way. Amazingly, he didn’t hit anything. After about a mile, the driver gave up and pulled over.
* The cops yelled: “Up hands your with out come!”
* Was he hoping to somehow turn back time?
* Roll back his odometer?
* Maybe he was from Superman’s Bizarro World?
* This is not how to move forward in life.
* If you’re gonna steal cars, you gotta practice your bootlegger turns. Saw that on Top Gear.