Officers stopped a man and a woman driving a stolen car in Southeast Portland, Oregon. They searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, two scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it. Inside that bag was… drugs – methamphetamine and fentanyl. The couple in the car were arrested.
* Oh, come on, everybody lies these days. It’s expected.
* So listen, folks. Don’t print “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” on your bag full of drugs. It doesn’t actually keep police from looking inside.
* Police were tipped off ’cause the side of the car said “Definitely not a stolen car.”
* I hope they charge them with a felony attempt at irony.