A Madison, Wisconsin, woman is behind bars after she allegedly broke into a home and then cooked herself a nice dinner. The tenant in the house came home and discovered someone inside with all the lights on. She called the cops, who arrived to find Joanna Kelly Lee at the door, insisting that she had met the resident at a coffee shop earlier and had been given keys to the house. The resident denied that ever happened. Investigators later found that Lee invented the story after looking through the resident’s mail. Lee had been in the house long enough to cook herself a shrimp and pasta dinner.
* She was arrested for breaking and eatering.
* Folks, never go out burglaring on an empty stomach.
* Her dinner was fishy, and so was her cover story.
* “Hold on, officers, let me see if she has anything for dessert.”
* The homeowner said she’d drop the charges if Lee would share her recipe.