ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- "JOKER 2" TANKS
It stinks on ice.
- AUDIO: TRAVIS KELCE'S ACTING LEAVES SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED
Unsportsmanlike acting.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- PINK FLOYD SELLS CATALOGUE TO SONY FOR $400 MILLION
That was "Run Like Hell," sponsored by Nike.
- MAN PAYS $4,000 TO SMASH TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR AT AUCTION
Daddy, no!
- JIMMY CARTER'S 100TH BIRTHDAY
Little known facts about the former president.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- PEOPLES CHOICE COUNTRY AWARD WINNERS
The peoples have spoken, with a twang.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- BRIDGERTON BALL A BUST
Kit Kat bars and a stripper.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
U.S. NEWS
- WOMAN EATS DEAD NO-GOOD CHEATIN' HUSBAND'S ASHES
Tastes like chicken?
- BANK ROBBER ON THE RUN STOPPED FOR CHINESE FOOD
Hee So Dum.
- FLORIDA MAN LEADS COPS ON SLOW SPEED CHASE
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- THE PASADENA PEE PEE BANDIT
Wee will rock you.
- TOILET PAPER: HERE WE GO AGAIN
Great Scott!
- GUY PUTS PLAID SHIRT ON PASSENGER SEAT IN THE HOV LANE
A clever plan.
- AUDIO: FRAUDULENT SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR SENTENCED TO PRISON
Well, shoot.
- NORTHEAST TREASURE HUNT IS OVER
"The what now?" - American public
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- BRITISH SURGEON USES SWISS ARMY KNIFE TO OPERATE
1 out of 5 doctors prefer Swiss army knives.
- AUDIO: PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA PLAGIARIZES "WEST WING" SPEECH
And then Secretaria Landingham died.
- ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
- SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
- 81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WILL NOT BE MISS UNIVERSE THIS YEAR
Grandma, no!
- MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
"He's a manbaby." - not Austin Powers
- JAPAN IS HAVING A RICE SHORTAGE
Makaroni to chīzu.
THE BUZZ
- STICKIN' IT TO THE MAN
Be a rebel.
- M&M's TOP CANDY LIST
Sweet.
- WHAT JOBS ARE DATING TURN-OFFS?
Oh, sure, blame the job.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Which of these is the dumbest? Have your listeners vote.
- NAMES TEACHERS WOULD NOT NAME THEIR OWN CHILDREN
What's in a name? Teachers know.
- ALL ABOUT CANDY CORN
Don't worry, there's not a whole lot to it.
NEW MOVIES
- MONSTER SUMMER
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- JOKER 2: FOLIE A DEUX
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- WHITE BIRD
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- MEGALOPOLIS
Stars Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- LEE
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- THE WILD ROBOT
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- TRANSFORMERS ONE
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
- NEVER LET GO
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
- LESTER FEEKLE FOR CORONER
The candidate for every body.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 4.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - GO NEGATIVE
Hubert takes a stand... in the gutter.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Subliminal Ad
Al and Mike try communicating below the threshold of actual thoughts, which is how their brains work anyway.
- SONG: LET'S GET POLITICAL
An intro for your political stories.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 27.
- SCRUDENAU FARMS POPCORN MAZE
Bring melted butter.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Free Dinners
With their latest promotion, Al and Mike have bitten off more than they can chew.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 20.
- OKTOBERFEST - THE WAKING SONG
Wake! Wake! The weekend is here!
- SONG - OKTOBERFEST IS HERE
To kick off Oktoberfest.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stock Numbers
At A & M, you'll almost always get a wrong number.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - GREEN
The wacko candidate goes eco.