JOGGER ATTACKED BY COW

A 43-year-old jogger on a trail in in Farmington, Maine, found herself being chased by a cow. The cow charged the woman and flung her into the air with its horns. The woman escaped by running to nearby trees for cover. She sustained a minor laceration that required stitches. The cow’s owner came and captured the cow. A large loose pig was also secured, police said. Charges may be filed against the animal’s owner.
* You gotta wonder what its beef was.
* I think this is the first cow-attack story I heifer herd.
* It’s revenge for all that cow-tipping, right?
* Cow didn’t want her to find its secret fishing spot?
* If a cow came after me, I’d turn from a jogger to a sprinter real fast.

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