Britney Spears and husband Sam Asghari were out at an L.A. restaurant Friday when Britney went into a “meltdown.” According to TMZ, fans quickly spotted Britney and started snapping pictures, causing Spears to become visibly upset. Then, she began yelling and “talking gibberish,” prompting Asghari to storm out of the restaurant. Britney sat alone for a little bit, muttering to herself, before leaving the restaurant with her bodyguard. AND THEN…
On Saturday, she posted a new video, dancing directly to the camera in a strapless white mini dress with neon yellow piping and a pair of knee-high go go boots. The song was “I Touch Myself” by Divinyls. Spears chaotically danced – well, walk-danced, as Britney does – shook her hair, made faces and stuck her tongue out at the camera and flipped the bird twice at the camera.
* She does this, you see, to prove that she’s perfectly normal.
* Just another Britney video. Or, as her conservatorship used to call it, “Exhibit A.”
* At least she kept her clothes on. But then again, we haven’t checked her socials in the last couple of hours.
* Sounds we might be on track for another shaved head.
CLIP: Our song, “We’re Tired Of Britney Spears.” Everybody sing!