ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- AUDIO: THE SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE MOST MOVIES
This is how we do a list.
- BASEBALL: THE VEDDER CUP
Let the beer even flow.
- DONNY OSMOND STOLE WIFE FROM HIS BROTHER
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.
- THE SAMSUNG WALL OF TVs SALE
Eight TV's for your viewing pleasure.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- WIFE OF REALITY TV STAR TRIED TO HIRE A HITMAN
Reality is stranger than fiction.
- DOES "SEVERANCE" FREAK OUT YOUR DOG?
You are not alone, friendo.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- "AVATAR 3" TO BE VERY, VERY LONG
And, boy, the world can't wait.
- SESAME STREET DOWNSIZING
It's about time kids learned about a balance sheet.
- KEITH RICHARDS GIVEN AN AWARD FOR LIVING IN CONNECTICUT
Headline two words too long.
U.S. NEWS
- WEST VIRGINIA BANNING ALL THE GOOD FOOD
Now is not the time to open a convenience store in West Virginia.
- WOMAN CRASHES INTO HOUSE, ASKS TO USE THE BATHROOM
Don't use the fancy guest towels!
- MAN SHOOTS GUN BECAUSE KARAOKE MACHINE WAS BROKEN
And now he's singin' the blues.
- HOUSEKEEPING FINDS ALLIGATOR LEFT BEHIND IN MOTEL ROOM
True story - not a crock.
- AUDIO: BUS FULL OF BAGPIPERS CRASHES
Erin go boom.
- STRANDED ASTRONAUTS COMING HOME TODAY
Do you really want to come back right now?
- EGGS OVERTAKE FENTANYL IN THE SMUGGLING RACKET
Very bad eggs.
- COLORADO 7TH GRADER WINS SPELLING BEE AND SCIENCE FAIR IN THE SAME WEEK
Show off.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- AUSTRALIAN WOMAN TRIED TO SELL DOG-BARFED HUMAN TOES
This has been another edition of MadLibs headline.
- SPANISH MAN QUITS GOING TO WORK FOR SIX YEARS, IS HONORED BY THE COMPANY FOR LONGEVITY
Jorge Costanza?
- MISSING FISHERMAN FOUND ALIVE AFTER 95 DAYS AT SEA
No phone, no lights, no motor car. Not a single luxury.
- NORWAY CHEATS AT SKI JUMPING
Sew what?
- THE WORLD'S ONLY NUDE GOLF COURSE
Not in my experience.
- PUDDING THAT TASTES LIKE AN OLD BOOK
Hey, this pudding tastes like Leaves of Grass.
- HAVE A DEMON CALL AND SCOLD YOUR MISBEHAVING CHILDREN
HELL...O?
THE BUZZ
- TV SHOWS MY PARENTS WOULDN'T LET ME WATCH
I wish they could stop me from watching the awful Star Wars spinoffs on Disney+.
- LIT MADNESS: THE WORST VILLAIN IN ALL OF LITERATURE
Book 'im, Dano.
- HEY - FREE THERAPY!
But how are you feeling?
- MOM-IN-LAW GETS BABY NAME TATTOO BEFORE PARENTS EVEN PICK A NAME
Then the parents chose a different name.
- STRANGE HAPPENINGS AT THE GYM
Let's get physical.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
NEW MOVIES
- SNOW WHITE
Starts Friday, March 21 in theaters.
- THE ALTO KNIGHTS
Starts Friday, March 21 in theaters.
- BOB TREVINO LIKES IT
Starts Friday, March 21 in limited release.
- NOVOCAINE
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- BLACK BAG
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- MICKEY 17
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Moonlight Madness
The latest promotion from our favorite LUNA-tics.
- O DANNY BEER (FOR ST PAT'S DAY)
Everybody sing - you all know the words!
- SONG: WHEN YOU'RE IRISH IN A BAR
For Friday, March 14.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, March 14.
- IRISH SPRING BREAK SOAP
Don't be caught drunk on the beach without it.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - St Patrick's Day - Snakes
Hurry in for savings - but watch where you step!
- MUSIC: TIME OF THE SAVINGS (OF DAYLIGHT)
Daylight Savings is this weekend - here's a short sounder for it!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, March 7.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Biggest Sale of the Year
It's A & M's biggest sale of the year - followed by ten months of "meh."
- NEWSBLOCKER
For a little peace of mind.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 28.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
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