ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- OBAMA COULD HAVE BEEN ON "SEVERANCE"
Big fan.
- DOLLY PARTON'S HUSBAND DIES
No Dollywood jokes, please.
- OSCAR AWARD WINNERS
The main categories.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- CEILING FALLS ON MOVIEGOERS DURING "CAPTAIN AMERICA"
Ya THINK maybe the sound is a little too loud?
- OSCAR SWAG BAGS
It's an honor, and quite a haul, just to be nominated.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- THE BEST/WORST NFL OWNERS, ACCORDING TO THE PLAYERS
No one complains about playing in Miami.
- NEW SOAP OPERA: "BEYOND THE GATES"
A new soap opera? But I--I thought you were dead!
- AUDIO: OZZY OSBOURNE FILMING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FINAL SHOW
He's pale, rested and ready!
- FYRE FESTIVAL 2: DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?
"There's a sucker born every 8 years." - P.T. Barnum
- SAG AWARD WINNERS
Acting! Genius!!
U.S. NEWS
- PARENTS LEFT CHILD IN STROLLER WHILE THEY WENT ON DISNEY RIDE
Abandonmentland.
- AUDIO: BACKYARD CHICKENS THE SOLUTION TO EGG SHORTAGE, SAYS SECRETARY
Raise them, along with your bootstraps.
- MAN STABBED FOR NOT EATING GIRLFRIEND'S COOKING
Eat every carrot and pea on your plate!
- CAR DEALER FAKES OWN KIDNAPPING TO COVER FRAUD
All that's missing from this story is the woodchipper.
- WOMAN STUNG BY SCORPION IN BOSTON AIRPORT BAGGAGE CLAIM
That's one way to deter baggage theft.
- $87,000 FOR A CHEETO
Dangerously cheesy.
- AUDIO: TODDLER CALLS 911 FOR EMERGENCY DONUTS
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
- GOVERNMENT URGING PEOPLE TO EAT NUTRIAS
Honey, that's great nutria!
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- MCDONALD'S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.
- TELEPHOBIA
What's your hang up?
- SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE
The kid's nuts.
- THE 24-HOUR BANANA
Science marches on.
- MILAN FASHION WEEK: BUTT CRACKS
Bass cleft.
- BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.
- CHINESE WOMAN SHOCKS FIANCÉ FOR THREE HOURS TO SIMULATE CHILDBIRTH
Shock and awe.
THE BUZZ
- IS YOUR JOB MAKING YOU UGLY?
Yeah, it's the job's fault.
- THE "LIST 5 THINGS YOU DID LAST WEEK" GENERATOR
Thank you, Elon, for making this necessary.
- WHERE WOMEN DON'T WANT TO GO ON A FIRST DATE
Pack a picnic.
- ACTUALLY, I WOULD WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY
May a diseased yak leave a deposit in your sock drawer.
- MINIMUM DATING REQUIREMENTS
For me? They must be breathing.
- BELLY FAT GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
Makes you s-m-r-t.
NEW MOVIES
- MICKEY 17
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- LAST BREATH
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- MY DEAD FRIEND ZOE
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- RIFF RAFF
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- THE MONKEY
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CLEANER
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Biggest Sale of the Year
It's A & M's biggest sale of the year - followed by ten months of "meh."
- NEWSBLOCKER
For a little peace of mind.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 28.
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 21.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - Roundup
If Big Al's wearing a cowboy outfit, is he ranch dressing?
- MCQUEASY'S SNOW BLOWER CLEANING
Located next to the Urgent Care building.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 14.
- VALENTINE'S - TED'S EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
Sexy shopping for Valentine's Day!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Valentine's Day Kissing Booth
Al wants a kiss, but instead gets a smack.
- VALENTINE HOUSE OF HORROR
Heart-pounding horror!
- SUPER BOWL / FIGARO SONG
Lend me a tenor.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 7.
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