ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- CEILING FALLS ON MOVIEGOERS DURING "CAPTAIN AMERICA"
Ya THINK maybe the sound is a little too loud?
- OSCAR SWAG BAGS
It's an honor, and quite a haul, just to be nominated.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- THE BEST/WORST NFL OWNERS, ACCORDING TO THE PLAYERS
No one complains about playing in Miami.
- NEW SOAP OPERA: "BEYOND THE GATES"
A new soap opera? But I--I thought you were dead!
- AUDIO: OZZY OSBOURNE FILMING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FINAL SHOW
He's pale, rested and ready!
- FYRE FESTIVAL 2: DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?
"There's a sucker born every 8 years." - P.T. Barnum
- SAG AWARD WINNERS
Acting! Genius!!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- AUDIO: HOCKEY ANNOUNCER HIT BY PUCK
Pucker up.
- MINDY KALING SHOW SUED BY PEPPERDINE UNIVERSITY
▢ Please check this box if you do not want free publicity.
- AUDIO: AMAZON NOW OWNS JAMES BOND
The world is not enough for some companies.
U.S. NEWS
- A PILL TO EXTEND YOUR DOG'S LIFE
Dog-gone? Not so fast there, Rex.
- FLORIDA EX-GIRLFRIEND VANDALIZES WRONG CAR
Ready, fire, aim.
- PLANETARY ALIGNMENT
And, lo, the seventh seal was broken.
- TOOTH FAIRY MONEY DROPS FOR SECOND YEAR
It's hardly worth losing them anymore.
- WOMAN LOCKS BOYFRIEND IN STORAGE UNIT FOR DAYS
It's like if you crossed "Maury" with "Storage Wars."
- WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU LADY USES CUSTOMER'S CARD TO PAY COURT FEES
Whatascammer!
- THREE DEATHS IN 24 DAYS AT ARIZONA SKYDIVING FACILITY
Geroni-no mo'.
- WOMAN ARRESTED FOR CONTAMINATING GROCERY WITH HER URINE
Gee whiz, not again.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.
- CHINESE WOMAN SHOCKS FIANCÉ FOR THREE HOURS TO SIMULATE CHILDBIRTH
Shock and awe.
- BUTTER THIEVES CAUGHT
Oh, ghee.
- COUPLE ON PLANE MADE TO SIT NEXT TO DEAD WOMAN
She had the fish.
- SMUGGLER HAD COCAINE ON THE BRAIN
Shoulda gone with extensions.
- WOMAN STEALS RESTAURANT SINK
That sinking feeling.
- CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL
Talk about a hot date.
THE BUZZ
- MINIMUM DATING REQUIREMENTS
For me? They must be breathing.
- BELLY FAT GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
Makes you s-m-r-t.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one!
- WHAT IS CHEATING THESE DAYS?
But really... what ISN'T, ammirite?
- THE WORST RESPONSES TO "I LOVE YOU"
High five!
- STUPID DARES
What are you, chicken?
NEW MOVIES
- LAST BREATH
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- MY DEAD FRIEND ZOE
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- RIFF RAFF
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- THE MONKEY
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CLEANER
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- PADDINGTON IN PERU
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- LOVE HURTS
Starts Friday, February 7 in theaters.
- NEWSBLOCKER
For a little peace of mind.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 28.
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 21.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - Roundup
If Big Al's wearing a cowboy outfit, is he ranch dressing?
- MCQUEASY'S SNOW BLOWER CLEANING
Located next to the Urgent Care building.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 14.
- VALENTINE'S - TED'S EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
Sexy shopping for Valentine's Day!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Valentine's Day Kissing Booth
Al wants a kiss, but instead gets a smack.
- VALENTINE HOUSE OF HORROR
Heart-pounding horror!
- SUPER BOWL / FIGARO SONG
Lend me a tenor.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 7.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
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