Police in Melbourne, Australia, were looking for an arson suspect who ended up pantsless after trying to burn a fast food outlet on Christmas Day. Two men were caught by a security camera pouring flammable liquid on the front of the restaurant. But after setting the liquid on fire, one of the men runs off with his pants on fire. Other security footage caught him peeling off the burning pants as he ran away bare-arsed, as they say.
* That’s what they call a hot streak.
* It was a half-assed attempt that left him fully assed.
* Christmas Day? Did he burn his Yule Log?
* Next time, use a flamethrower.