In Wheat Ridge, Colorado, police arrived at the scene of a multi-car crash back on December 4 and asked the driver who caused it how many drinks he had. The man said he had “probably 10” drinks. And then also told the officer, quote, “Hey, I’m gonna tell you right now, like, I’m a professional drinker.” Police said a breathalyzer test showed the driver had a Blood Alcohol Content of .326 – over four times the legal limit. No one was injured in the crash. The driver’s name was not released.
* Drunky McDrunkface?
* You certainly don’t want to leave car accidents to amateurs.
* Getting paid to drink. Yet another career option my guidance counselor failed to tell me about.
* Only a professional drinker can remember after 10 drinks that he’s had 10 drinks.
* The great thing about professional drinking is, you can work from home.
* And should.