In Denton, Texas, police arrested a 47-year-old man who barricaded himself in a Walmart store and shot arrows at people. Police say the man took a bow, arrows, arrowheads and a hatchet from the store, barricaded himself with nearby items into a little fort, and started shooting arrows at employees and customers. Employees ran him out of the store, and he left the area before officers arrived. He was found about two hours later, about a mile from the Walmart.
* So he left Walmart and became a Target?
* Wait – Walmart keep batteries locked up in glass cases but not bows and arrows???
* The Case of the Stupid Cupid.
* On the other hand, more than a few Walmart employees have found love.
* “I shot an arrow into the air / It fell to earth / I knew not where … but I did hear someone scream over in the shoe aisle.”
* Where’s the Sheriff of Nottingham when you need him?