A woman caught shoplifting at a California 7-Eleven used a lighter and an aerosol can to spray flames at an employee who confronted her. According to the Manhattan Beach Police Department, an employee of the convenience store saw the woman stealing food items from the store. The employee confronted the shoplifter, at which point she produced a lighter and an aerosol can, lighting the spray to create a makeshift flamethrower. The clerk avoided serious injury, but the flames were enough of a distraction for the suspect to flee the scene on foot. They are still looking for her.
* Someone’s been taking lessons from Gina on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” reruns.
* At least she didn’t have a 5-gallon can of gasoline.
* “MacGyver: The Next Generation.”
* Then she zoomed away on a skateboard mounted with a giant fan.
* There are a lot of things at 7-Eleven you can use as a weapon. The hot dogs, for one.
* And if you could figure out how to weaponize all the cholesterol from those snacks, you’d be sittin’ pretty.